we headed to Ocean City, Maryland on Saturday. we drove over the Chesapeake Bay, well a portion of it. it rained cats and some little kittens too. we ate at bojangles. mowgli thinks it is the best fried chicken and dirty rice in the world. it made his trip to eat it. i spotted it off in the distance, i got extra wife points for spotting it. i win. i still think kfc is better, but their baked mac and cheese was delectable. though inside the little plastic container of mac and cheese was what looked like a little chicken nugget that had been eaten alive by hot sauce or maybe like an old bloody finger. i ate the mac and cheese anyway, so did Becks. no one ate the little bloody nugget. we love some mac with some cheese.
after what seemed like 17 hours in a bad trip movie, we are arrived in wet Ocean City Maryland. it is like the huntington beach or mission beach of the east coast. but extra lame juice doused all over it. we went to chase the sun, eat crab, and most importantly watch some AVP (Professional Beach Volleyball). our host tone tone and Mowgli love volleyball. i also LOVED it. it was amazing and there were several Olympians (UCLA ALUMNI AGAIN!) there to cheer on. unlike other professional sports, these athletes are accessible. they are hanging out on the beach and they love that you came to see them play. we chatted it up with a few of them and i got to cheer on the brazilian women that i had cheered for during the last summer olympics. i sat in the sand a few feet away from them. they have hot butts. the women are beautiful creatures. if i was shooting for a "body type" it would be one of those short volleyball women players. hawt bloody nuggets mixed in with mac and cheese style.
ocean city is full of inbred east coast hicks. i ordered a pizza slice and did not understand a word this teenage dude said to me. i pride myself on interpreting foreigners and "hood speak" and i could not figure what the ocean city this guy was talking about. i also saw a collection of the worst, WORST tattoos i have ever witnessed live. it was like they let 6th graders give people tats for their weekly art project. they made me want to vomit a bloody nugget. then i just started to feel bad for everybody there. i should not feel bad for people in Maryland, but i guess i did judge them...because they look INBRED and inbreeding is wrong and i judge people. (I can never run for office after this post.)
after mingling with the AVP folks, we experienced the sky opening up and laying down rain in plague type proportions. we found shelter and a double rainbow. one was reflecting the other. ROYGBV in reverse. roy Gee BIV. VIB EEg Yor. after wading through a flooded board walk and sidewalk we went to eat crab. the jews skipped on the shell fish, so we had some fish as well. and it was yummy.
we skipped driving through most of Maryland and went through Delaware instead. 2 words: Creee...PEEE. That place was a bad horror movie waiting to happen. remember the Blair Witch Project? Dark, dreary, green, and scary. I no likey it there. I wanted to leave.
we arrived back in DC late, very late. it was a good day of observational humor, athletic feats, and fried goodness.
we are back in Arizona. i know what you are thinking...sounds like fun and games. we were there on business and the business went extremely well.
faithsalutes fried to a crisp golden brown with a brazilian tan on the side.
PS Thank you Tone Tone and Becks for your amazing hospitality and sarcasm. We love you truly.