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i bought some boots and a dress on super sale. i love these boots and i love this dress. no, that is not me, but some hot model. paperpony thinks the boots are little too cowboy/ranch...but have no fear.  i turn everything into Eurotrash Cruise wear. that is my goal.

we went to Gold Lion on 5th St. and Camelback and bought our friend a vintage clutch and a little pair of earrings for her birthday. we suggest you go there and shop. we watched The Jane Austen Book Club. we went to a birthday gathering, well 2 of them. we got grass in part of the backyard. we were handed a mangy miniature poodle whose owner is in Europe right now and needed care. we all fell in love with the little dog. charlie we call him. we gave the black poodle a trim with kitchen scissors. we watched crappy television late at night on E!. we left the nail salon because the fumes were too much and my cousin passed out on my wedding day at that same nail salon almost exactly a year ago. we got out of there fast. we ate yummy breakfast food. we consumed lime tostitos and caramel chews. we held babies and chatted it up with toddlers. we went to ikea to return some blasted hinges and eat meatballs. 

we...paperpony, mowgli and i or a combination of mowgli and i or paperpony and i or all three.

and i cried thrice for one reason or another.

crying hurts so good.

i am in a rush at work and home. i will be in kansas for a few days at an editorial/publishing conference. lawrence, kansas. never been to kansas. nor my little dog. i will be sure to bring my favorite pair of bright shiny red heels and click them around a bit. makes some wishes.

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when we pulled up to the front of our little house on sunday there was a little crowd gathered in front of our honda. they were eating corn. they were leaned up against our car eating corn. corn juice was gushing onto the hood. when we got a little closer we realized their age and let is pass. they were over 65. if you are over 65 and don't speak English and want to spill your corn juice on our Honda...oh well. i have more important things to worry about. i ran inside and got the camera, but by then the crowd was moving on...i cannot find the cord for the camera, so you will just have to believe me. though, i do have three other witnesses.

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never order ice cream from sonic. it is nasty. it is powder and grains mashed up with sugar water. blech. paperpony and i had to rectify the situation...we went to the DQ and got ourselves a real dessert. A dipped cone and a Sundae. half of it landed on paperpony's shirt, but hey...she is pregnant and she is now spilling for two. one of which is an unborn child...you think he has the coordination skills to hold up a dipped cone and keep it all in his mouth. i think not. she is just keeping it real.

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tupac shakur is originally from New York but then moved to Baltimore.  he did not arrive on the West Coast and help the media kick start this imaginary west coast vs. east coast rivalry until he was out of prison. then he headed to the west coast to eat El Pollo Loco. tupac loved el pollo loco. california love.
when he was in poetic justice with Janet Jackson her people insisted he have an AIDS test. i wonder if his people asked her to take a crazy test. Mark here if you are a Jackson XXX. Results are in: You are crazy.

i watched bits and pieces of a film on tupac last night. he was quite intriguing to watch. very articulate. very much in love with jada pinkett smith, they grew up together.

now, when i pass by the travel van on the other side of the freeway overpass that sells blankets with hello kitty, arizona cardinlas, selena, and tupac...i will appreciate the on going legacy of *2 Pac.

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Faithsalutes corn on the cob sprinkled with Thug Life.

*Not to be confused with commentator dtupac.

Comments

[dtupac]

I'll do a fashion comment today.
I like the boots, no i would'nt wear them personally. they're sweet home alabama-ish gonna kick your butt at pool and take your cash and put it in my prada purse....hmm should i just say scottsdale?

[Leah]

Wow! I am glad you got all that info out of your brain!!!

Have a great time in KS (just don't move there.)

[KT]

Think of me when you are in Kansas. I grew up in that same flatness. You will understand why I have to live near trees.
I personally like the boots, but maybe that's because I grew up in Texas.
Thanks for stimulating my brain,
Katie

[Erin]

I don't have anything good to say. But, I really liked this post.