What?

The lady giving me a pedicure said that you can heal ingrown toenails by sticking your toe in a tub of plain yogurt. Gross, but good for future reference. Live culture! (Sounds like a hip-hop brand from 1991)

This bum told me that he had did not have any money and that he actually owed people money. Preach it. I gave him a few dollars to buy a sandwich at Subway. He needed sunscreen badly. I need to keep some on hand for bums in Phoenix in the near summer-is-coming future.

Faithsalutes the innate ability of elementary school teachers to walk backwards everywhere they go.

Comments

[Alishia]

This is a gem: "the innate ability of elementary school teachers to walk backwards everywhere they go."
Where do you come up with this stuff? It totally brings back memories of my first grade teacher, Mrs. Whitbeck, who had a temper. But thirty years later, I know why.

[catherine]

A tub of plain yogurt? Seriously? I'll never look at yogurt the same way again...