Utter: No

Things you will most likely never ever in a million years hear out of my mouth (and I say a lot...so this is really juicy.):

"I am so annoyed my neighbor spent time planting 5 trees on the side of my house outside the fence. Jerks."

(This actually happened. He said they would and they did. Hip Hip Hooray.)

"I hate airports and the hassle of traveling."

"I love when you are getting a massage and the masseuse talks the whole time."

"Turn down the Michael Jackson."

"Oh, no, please let me do the dishes."

"I can't wait for a woman President."
(Ouch, that one is going to offend some Good Citizens.)

"I am too old to wear colored tights."

"Action films with Will Smith are so good."

"Eww, that food dropped on the floor. I won't eat it..."

"Check out my six pack."

"Oh, that couldn't be my hair. I don't shed like an animal."

"Your kids are totally smarter and better behaved than my niece and nephew."

"You make me laugh harder than my brother."

"You make me laugh harder than my mom and my Uncle Carmichael."

"I have got to have this latest Coach purse." (Gag.)

Okay, I am tired of typing these out.

Faithsalutes a full week ahead, full speed ahead. DC and NYC...here I COME!

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[mowgli]

i will refrain from adding others to this list but only because i selfishly want you to come back after visiting those places. (random souvenirs kick ass)