You know you have hit blogging bottom when all you can think t write about is television.
I am a big fan of the Biggest Loser. I have a rollercoaster of emotions, thoughts, and observations while watching each episode, but they can be summarized thusly:
1. I could really go for a donut.
2. How did they lose over 5 pounds in one week? Nevermind, they are only made of fat cells.
3. Allison Sweeney has the most hit and miss stylist on television. Either she looks fantastic or terrible.
4. Allison Sweeney has two different sized breasts like I do (And yes, I can tell.)
5. If they say "Journey" or "Pay it forward" one more time they are going to lose a viewer.
6. Bob wears really good non workout gear. Love it when he hears stripes.
7. After the makeovers everyone looks like they went to a strip mall stylist in Sioux Falls. Yes, the look "better" because they have lost a considerable amount of weight and are not in sweats, but the styling is all wrong. Though I give them credit for the age appropriateness.
8. What happens to all the skin? Surgery immediately? Spanx? I am very concerned about this issue.
9. When you lose too much weight you look old and haggard out a bit. See below/10 years older:
10. Jillian and Bob are cussing more this season....racey.
11. I always want to eat at Subway after they do a Subway episode...it totally works on me.
12. My baths equal eating a large pizza for the Biggest Loser contestants.
13. The Dr. is obviously a total weirdo, but great for the drama.
14. Those have to be custom made sports bras to get matching colors. styles, and sizes.
15. I really want to go on a BIggest Loser Cruise out of curiosity, but I also want a buffet because I love me a buffet...http://www.biggestloser.com/cruise.html
16. I wonder if they all quit their jobs or what kind of leave they get to be on the show for several months.
17. While I was typing this an email came in from Eat Better America. Ironical? I think so.
18. I respect every contestant except that crazy Tracey lady.
19. I would fight to be on the black team because black is more slimming.
20. I highly recommend the show.
I enjoy watching it as well, though I don't catch it on tv all the time. Seeing them lose weight reminds me of eating; a weird thought, but it's coupled by a feeling of losing something. If only you can lose weight (and skin!) as fast as you can finish a plate.
Posted by: Allie Yaeger | July 11, 2011 at 08:22 AM